1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 {fade(1500,150)}Corrections by Linus75 Sync by Raphael UPD www.addic7ed.Com 2 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:08,010 Hey, everybody. 3 00:00:08,078 --> 00:00:09,412 I have a surprise! 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,748 I had these shipped in from home. 5 00:00:11,815 --> 00:00:14,386 The spread of Kansas City barbecue. 6 00:00:14,453 --> 00:00:16,454 That pork came all the way from America? 7 00:00:16,521 --> 00:00:18,455 Yeah, they ship it in dry ice. 8 00:00:18,523 --> 00:00:20,356 Well, it got stuck in customs for a couple of hours, 9 00:00:20,424 --> 00:00:22,058 But I think it's gonna be all right. 10 00:00:22,126 --> 00:00:24,462 Oh, it's not as cold as I thought it'd be. 11 00:00:25,699 --> 00:00:27,466 [gasp] Oh, God, no, no, no. 12 00:00:27,534 --> 00:00:29,965 Please let the food be okay. I need my ribs. 13 00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:31,633 Ah. 14 00:00:31,701 --> 00:00:33,235 - Ah! - Oh, no. 15 00:00:33,303 --> 00:00:34,869 Okay, put the lid on. They fly. 16 00:00:34,937 --> 00:00:38,272 Ah! Ah! 17 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,706 Worst fear. Worst fear! 18 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:41,674 Worst fear! 19 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,176 Ah, ah, ah! 20 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,511 It's on back! 21 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:49,147 Ah! Ah, ah, ah. 22 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,216 - Kill it! - Kill it! 23 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:54,552 Ah! Ah! Ah! 24 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,688 [squeaking noise] 25 00:00:56,755 --> 00:00:58,489 Okay, okay, I think it's dead. 26 00:01:00,425 --> 00:01:01,957 - It's on the move! - Yeah. 27 00:01:02,025 --> 00:01:04,560 Ah! 28 00:01:04,628 --> 00:01:06,195 We're finally doing it! 29 00:01:06,263 --> 00:01:07,396 Yeah! 30 00:01:07,464 --> 00:01:09,431 Yeah! 31 00:01:09,499 --> 00:01:11,865 Please let me go. Yeah! 32 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:16,703 [traditional Indian music] 33 00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:34,412 Thank you very much, please. Good-bye. 34 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:50,525 [soft rattling] 35 00:01:53,595 --> 00:01:54,762 I'm sorry, sir. 36 00:01:54,829 --> 00:01:57,097 I locked the door when the work day began. 37 00:01:57,165 --> 00:01:58,932 - Nine minutes ago. - My rickshaw got caught 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,234 - In this massive traffic jam. - I understand. 39 00:02:01,302 --> 00:02:03,836 It must've been traumatic to be stuck behind all those people 40 00:02:03,904 --> 00:02:06,171 who are going to be on time for work. 41 00:02:06,239 --> 00:02:07,305 Something bothering you? 42 00:02:07,373 --> 00:02:09,574 You're extra Rajiv-y this morning. 43 00:02:09,641 --> 00:02:11,809 Well, if you put a gun to my head, 44 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:14,912 I would have to say this office is spinning out of control. 45 00:02:16,714 --> 00:02:19,349 The box is about... Well, I'd probably say 46 00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:20,683 - It is about... - Well, I don't... 47 00:02:20,751 --> 00:02:22,350 I'm not really seeing what you're seeing. 48 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,590 Because of your relaxed management style, 49 00:02:29,657 --> 00:02:31,391 The workers have become emboldened. 50 00:02:31,459 --> 00:02:33,527 Their desks are littered with personal items. 51 00:02:33,595 --> 00:02:36,097 Rajiv, I don't care if they wanna personalize their desks. 52 00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:38,032 Happy workers are good workers. 53 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,235 The people who built the pyramids weren't happy. 54 00:02:40,302 --> 00:02:41,936 And that worked out quite well. 55 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:44,371 Rajiv, you have to stop using slave labor 56 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:45,706 as your example of efficiency. 57 00:02:45,773 --> 00:02:47,574 You cannot argue with the results. 58 00:02:56,849 --> 00:02:58,016 Mm. 59 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,484 I know how much you've been trying 60 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:01,184 to get a ticket back home for the holidays, 61 00:03:01,251 --> 00:03:03,816 so I used my airline connections 62 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,985 and I found you one for half-price. 63 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,286 You are amazing! 64 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,554 Thank you so much! 65 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,856 I've been dying to get home for the holidays. 66 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:12,223 Oh. 67 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:14,825 $2,000, I don't have that kind of money. 68 00:03:14,893 --> 00:03:16,627 Just pay me with your next paycheck. 69 00:03:16,694 --> 00:03:17,894 My next paycheck? 70 00:03:17,962 --> 00:03:20,196 Um, how much do you make? 71 00:03:20,264 --> 00:03:21,998 Can of worms, don't you think? 72 00:03:22,066 --> 00:03:23,799 Talking about how much money we make? 73 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:26,902 Oh, Tonya, I'm not threatened by how much money you make. 74 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:31,339 I mean, we have similar jobs, we both make 40... 75 00:03:31,406 --> 00:03:33,974 50...? 76 00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:35,041 60? 77 00:03:35,109 --> 00:03:36,476 Let's not talk about salaries 78 00:03:36,544 --> 00:03:38,177 or how many people we've slept with, 79 00:03:38,245 --> 00:03:40,012 'cause both those numbers will make you sad. 80 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,247 Let me just give you this ticket 81 00:03:41,314 --> 00:03:42,881 as my gift for you over the holidays. 82 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:44,582 No, I can't let you do that, it's too much. 83 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:47,151 No, but you'll be stuck here all alone over the holidays. 84 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:48,853 Oh, I'll be all right. 85 00:03:48,921 --> 00:03:51,054 Plus, I'll be counting the days till you come back. 86 00:03:51,122 --> 00:03:52,889 - Mm. - Know what I want you to do? 87 00:03:52,957 --> 00:03:55,024 - What? - I want you 88 00:03:55,092 --> 00:03:56,926 to start paying for some dinners. 89 00:03:56,994 --> 00:03:59,995 Because my baby's making some mad cheddar. 90 00:04:00,063 --> 00:04:01,530 Hopefully my plane doesn't crash 91 00:04:01,597 --> 00:04:04,699 so your last words to me won't be, "mad cheddar." 92 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:06,934 - Mm. - Mm. 93 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:13,506 Todd... 94 00:04:13,574 --> 00:04:14,807 Are you going to lunch. 95 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,842 No, no, no. I'm not really that hungry. 96 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:18,543 Oh, what are you watching? 97 00:04:18,611 --> 00:04:20,845 Well, back in Kansas City, my buddy George Langworthy 98 00:04:20,913 --> 00:04:23,147 has this tailgating party he throws at his house 99 00:04:23,214 --> 00:04:24,281 before the Chiefs games. 100 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:26,582 My friends got me on video conference, 101 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:29,552 but then they started doing beer bongs and forgot about me. 102 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:32,821 Am I missing something, or is this incredibly sad? 103 00:04:32,889 --> 00:04:34,456 No, it's sad. 104 00:04:35,825 --> 00:04:38,459 [chanting on computer] chug, chug, chug, chug! 105 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:40,227 Oh, who's "jug?" 106 00:04:40,295 --> 00:04:41,729 He sounds very popular. 107 00:04:41,796 --> 00:04:43,230 It's a drinking thing. 108 00:04:43,298 --> 00:04:45,465 - Oh. - Oh, no. 109 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:47,700 How embarrassing, her underwear is showing. 110 00:04:47,768 --> 00:04:49,435 Oh, actually, that's a thong. 111 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:52,137 It's showing on purpose. We call that a "whale tale". 112 00:04:52,205 --> 00:04:53,838 Let's do this! 113 00:04:53,906 --> 00:04:55,773 Todd, why are the men taking their clothes off? 114 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:57,508 What kind of party is this? 115 00:04:57,575 --> 00:04:59,076 Oh, they're gonna start painting themselves, 116 00:04:59,143 --> 00:05:00,611 And they're gonna spell out "CHIEFS". 117 00:05:00,678 --> 00:05:02,212 I used to be the "C" 118 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,880 It's the best letter 'cause it was closest to the aisle, 119 00:05:03,947 --> 00:05:05,281 you could make it out to pee. 120 00:05:05,349 --> 00:05:07,049 Hey, I thought we were on for lunch... 121 00:05:07,117 --> 00:05:08,383 - What's going on? - Oh, sorry, man. 122 00:05:08,451 --> 00:05:10,185 Just watching my friends' tailgating party. 123 00:05:10,253 --> 00:05:11,587 They're going to the Chiefs-Raiders game. 124 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:13,655 Oh, man, that'll be a hell of a game. 125 00:05:13,723 --> 00:05:16,090 Yeah, there's no way we're gonna see it here. 126 00:05:16,158 --> 00:05:18,325 You know, that restaurant we went to downtown 127 00:05:18,392 --> 00:05:20,627 has satellite TV. Sometimes they show live sports. 128 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,395 Hey, maybe we could talk them into showing the Chiefs game. 129 00:05:22,463 --> 00:05:24,297 Would be the perfect place to watch the game. 130 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:25,832 Word is, the kitchen staff runs a cockfight 131 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,234 - in the basement. - Why is that perfect? 132 00:05:28,302 --> 00:05:30,437 Think about it, fresh chicken wings. 133 00:05:30,505 --> 00:05:31,672 And they really got a kick to them. 134 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,573 Not the spice, I mean the little legs 135 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,275 still think they're fighting. 136 00:05:35,342 --> 00:05:37,244 - Ugh! - Disturbing. 137 00:05:37,311 --> 00:05:38,378 They don't make that noise. 138 00:05:38,446 --> 00:05:39,979 But they'll still kick. 139 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:44,583 Ah, my favorite customer. 140 00:05:44,651 --> 00:05:46,252 - One, please. - Ah, good. 141 00:05:49,222 --> 00:05:51,956 [Monday night football theme music] 142 00:05:52,023 --> 00:05:58,060 [cheers and applause] 143 00:06:05,369 --> 00:06:06,769 [giggles] 144 00:06:08,638 --> 00:06:10,372 Well, that's a very pretty shot. 145 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,073 [giggles] 146 00:06:12,141 --> 00:06:15,043 You know, bridal saris are often that exact same color. 147 00:06:15,111 --> 00:06:16,910 Oh, go ahead and make fun of me, 148 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:18,712 I don't care. It's a great day. 149 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,748 I got a place to show my Chiefs game tonight, 150 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,283 the guy down the street made me a jersey, 151 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:23,650 it's all good. 152 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:25,485 Wait, you don't wanna eat that. 153 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,319 - Why not? - It's golgappa. 154 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,188 - You can't handle it. - Why? 155 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,656 - It's street food. - So? 156 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,724 It's made on this street by that guy. 157 00:06:43,131 --> 00:06:46,133 [elevator bell rings] 158 00:07:08,556 --> 00:07:09,556 Attention, workers... 159 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:11,091 I have an announcement to make. 160 00:07:11,159 --> 00:07:12,925 You all disgust me. 161 00:07:12,993 --> 00:07:14,727 Let that sink in. 162 00:07:14,794 --> 00:07:16,495 This is a place of business. 163 00:07:16,563 --> 00:07:18,830 Your attire reflects your attitude. 164 00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:20,231 You would never see someone in management 165 00:07:20,299 --> 00:07:21,599 dressed so unprofessionally. 166 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,201 - What's up, guys? - Hey. 167 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,736 - Hey! - White people. 168 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:26,837 Sir... 169 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,939 It sets a bad example for the workers 170 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:31,541 to see a manager dressed in a shimmering night dress. 171 00:07:31,609 --> 00:07:32,976 Wearing my lucky chiefs jersey. 172 00:07:33,043 --> 00:07:35,811 Hey, Todd, I know why you like American football so much. 173 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:37,346 The cheerleaders. 174 00:07:37,414 --> 00:07:40,782 With their white teeth, glowing skin, ample curves... 175 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:42,150 I hate to tell you this, Manmeet, 176 00:07:42,218 --> 00:07:44,418 but their teeth are bleached, their tans are spray-on, 177 00:07:44,485 --> 00:07:46,218 and a lot of their curves are silicon. 178 00:07:46,286 --> 00:07:47,753 I think I speak for men everywhere 179 00:07:47,821 --> 00:07:49,754 when I say... Who cares? 180 00:07:49,822 --> 00:07:52,290 [chuckles] Sir. 181 00:07:52,358 --> 00:07:54,426 It's no coincidence that the moment 182 00:07:54,493 --> 00:07:56,027 you brought in that preposterous garment, 183 00:07:56,095 --> 00:07:57,962 Manmeet launched into an erotic story. 184 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,831 Look at them, this office clearly needs a dress code. 185 00:08:00,899 --> 00:08:03,433 Rajiv, they look fine to work the phones. 186 00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:05,235 But I really think we need to... 187 00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:06,769 [loud growling] 188 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,471 Did you just growl at me? 189 00:08:08,538 --> 00:08:11,406 [loud growling] I think that was my stomach. 190 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:13,775 - Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 191 00:08:13,843 --> 00:08:15,743 Must've been something I ate. 192 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:29,789 - Sir, is something wrong? - I gotta go. 193 00:08:29,856 --> 00:08:32,758 [Monday night football theme music] 194 00:08:32,826 --> 00:08:38,863 [cheers and applause] 195 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,734 [chanting] Go, go, go, go, go, 196 00:08:43,802 --> 00:08:46,036 Go, go, go, go, go, 197 00:08:46,104 --> 00:08:48,171 Go, go, go, go, go, 198 00:08:48,239 --> 00:08:50,339 Go, go, go, go, go, 199 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:52,608 Go, go, go, go, go, 200 00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:54,977 Go, go, go, go, go, 201 00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:57,846 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 202 00:08:57,914 --> 00:09:00,882 [wild cheering] 203 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,393 [toes cracking] Ahh! 204 00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:13,462 - Gupta! - What, what, what? 205 00:09:13,529 --> 00:09:15,263 Stop that. Why aren't you wearing shoes? 206 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:17,065 Because I can't do this in shoes. 207 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:19,400 [crack] Hht! Good one. 208 00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:21,602 This is an office. You are an adult. 209 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,337 Tomorrow, you will wear adult shoes. 210 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:24,971 I don't think so. 211 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:28,908 No, Todd said for us to be as comfortable as possible. 212 00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:33,578 [loud knocking] Sir, I request an audience. 213 00:09:33,646 --> 00:09:35,313 He can't talk, he's really sick. 214 00:09:35,381 --> 00:09:37,315 This is a matter of utmost importance. 215 00:09:37,382 --> 00:09:38,449 [loud knocking] 216 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,087 What's the emergency? 217 00:09:42,155 --> 00:09:44,289 Gupta is wearing sandals. 218 00:09:44,357 --> 00:09:45,424 That's not an emergency. 219 00:09:45,491 --> 00:09:47,125 I told you, no dress code. 220 00:09:47,193 --> 00:09:50,194 But this is an office, not your town of Margaritaville. 221 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:55,564 Todd, you look... I can't think of a word 222 00:09:55,632 --> 00:09:56,832 that's not gonna hurt your feelings. 223 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,300 You need to go home. 224 00:09:58,368 --> 00:09:59,935 No, I'll be fine. I just gotta keep it together 225 00:10:00,003 --> 00:10:01,770 so I can make it to the game. 226 00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:03,271 - It's time! - Whoa! 227 00:10:03,339 --> 00:10:05,306 Boy, you're here to take my soul, 228 00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:07,040 or you're a Raiders fan... which would be worse. 229 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:08,708 Who's ready for beer, potato skins, 230 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,009 and barely dead chicken wings? 231 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,844 - Ugh! - What's wrong? 232 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,046 He ate four golgappas. 233 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,614 Are you crazy? 234 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,782 Why do you think I call them "golgapoops?" 235 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,384 I got poop nicknames for pretty much every Indian food. 236 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:22,953 Lamb vindapooh, shish ka-plop, 237 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:24,888 - Chicken tan-dookie. - Ugh, Charlie, please. 238 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:26,957 I'm just saying, you made a rookie mistake. 239 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:28,825 My first year here, I ate food off the street, 240 00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:30,326 I was sick all the time. 241 00:10:30,394 --> 00:10:33,395 Check out my ID picture I took when I first got here. 242 00:10:34,664 --> 00:10:36,031 Heh, you were huge. 243 00:10:36,098 --> 00:10:38,132 Yep. I lost 80 pounds. 244 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,835 Had to have that surgery to get the extra skin removed. 245 00:10:40,902 --> 00:10:43,337 At least I got a wallet out of it. 246 00:10:43,404 --> 00:10:45,071 Oh! 247 00:10:45,139 --> 00:10:46,773 Well, looks like somebody's not getting 248 00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:48,241 a Charlie belt for Christmas. 249 00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:50,609 Oh. [stomach growls] 250 00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,211 Oh, man, you better go home. 251 00:10:52,278 --> 00:10:53,679 You're gonna be outta commission for a few days. 252 00:10:53,746 --> 00:10:55,146 No way, I am going to the game. 253 00:10:55,214 --> 00:10:57,648 - Dude, come on. - No, Chiefs-Raiders on TV, man. 254 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,217 Not missing it. 255 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,152 Yeah, just a little dehydrated, you know. 256 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,120 Just...Be fine. 257 00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:06,723 Actually, think I'm getting a second wind. 258 00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:10,393 I'm sure he appreciates the concern, 259 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,928 but you should know... You're in the splash zone. 260 00:11:12,995 --> 00:11:14,696 Yeah. 261 00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:20,400 Sir, in your absence, should I assume the duties of manager? 262 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,101 Oh, God. 263 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:25,670 So at 2:35, you are admitting that you are unfit for office 264 00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:27,972 and giving verbal permission to Rajiv Gidwani 265 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,774 to assume all the duties of manager. 266 00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:31,075 Whatever. 267 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:33,411 Note that the subject has confirmed 268 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:35,246 in American slang! 269 00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:38,448 - Let's get you home. - No. 270 00:11:38,516 --> 00:11:40,216 - I'm going to the game. - Todd. 271 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,985 I'm not missing this. 272 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:43,386 Attention workers... 273 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:45,687 Todd is indisposed. Until he returns, 274 00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:48,022 or - heaven forbid - perishes, 275 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:50,191 I am assuming complete control. 276 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:51,392 [inhales] 277 00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:56,862 You just happened to have those in your desk? 278 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:58,430 Silence. Unlike Todd, 279 00:11:58,497 --> 00:12:00,298 I'm not susceptible to your flirtations. 280 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:02,800 Rajiv! I am spoken for. 281 00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,601 I am spoken for as well. 282 00:12:04,669 --> 00:12:08,807 So you better get used to the idea that this... 283 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:09,942 is off limits. 284 00:12:11,478 --> 00:12:14,513 Starting tomorrow, you will follow a strict dress code. 285 00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:16,449 Your desks will be spotless, 286 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:19,885 And there will be no more personal items. 287 00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:26,357 But Todd gave those to me. 288 00:12:26,424 --> 00:12:28,391 He wouldn't want you to throw them away. 289 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:29,926 Todd has given me complete authority. 290 00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,161 Listen for yourself. 291 00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:33,730 [on tape] Whatever. 292 00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:35,132 And you... 293 00:12:35,199 --> 00:12:37,067 Wipe that dumbstruck look off your face. 294 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,268 Tomorrow, come up with three new facial expressions 295 00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:41,470 and I'll choose the least offensive one. 296 00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:43,471 Don't bring that one. 297 00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:45,836 Not great, but that's the one to beat. 298 00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:53,041 Happy now? 299 00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:54,142 Hey, we called earlier. 300 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,643 Can you put the football game on? 301 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,244 Have a couple beers? 302 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,077 Looks like it hasn't started yet. 303 00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:01,946 Yes, we didn't miss anything. 304 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,815 Hey, what is this? 305 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,986 Your cheerleaders are wearing jackets and long pants. 306 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,021 It's Kansas City in December, they'd be freezing. 307 00:13:08,089 --> 00:13:09,822 That's what I was hoping to see. 308 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:13,058 - Todd, when a nipple gets cold... - I know, Manmeet. 309 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,192 Here we go. 310 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,194 O-o-o-o-oh! 311 00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:18,329 Oh... [stomach growling] 312 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,097 [breathes] 313 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:22,032 Looks like a different kind of kick-off. 314 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,635 [knocking] Hey, Todd, you okay, man? 315 00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:27,671 Come on, man. 316 00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:30,140 Todd. I'm sorry, my friend is sick. 317 00:13:30,207 --> 00:13:32,641 - It's gonna be a while. - I've been waiting 15 minutes. 318 00:13:34,576 --> 00:13:36,243 Come on, hurry up in there. 319 00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:37,711 You're monopolizing the toilet. 320 00:13:39,913 --> 00:13:42,280 I suggest you use the ladies room. 321 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,151 Yeah! [laughing] 322 00:13:47,219 --> 00:13:48,719 - Good one. - That was kind of fun. 323 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,287 I feel so powerful dressed like this. 324 00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:51,655 Does it make you feel better 325 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:53,923 about being powerless in real life? 326 00:13:55,826 --> 00:13:56,893 It really does. 327 00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:00,595 [knocking] 328 00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:02,030 How you holding up in there, man? 329 00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:03,431 I wanna go home. 330 00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:05,266 You have enough strength to open the door? 331 00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:07,601 No, I meant Kansas City. I'm sick of missing stuff. 332 00:14:07,669 --> 00:14:08,936 You know, parties with my friends 333 00:14:09,004 --> 00:14:10,670 and holidays with my family. 334 00:14:10,738 --> 00:14:13,039 You're not in Kansas anymore, Todd. 335 00:14:13,107 --> 00:14:14,607 Very clever, Manmeet. 336 00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:16,842 Hey, what's clever? I was agreeing. 337 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,778 This is Mumbai, man, you're on the other side of the world. 338 00:14:19,846 --> 00:14:22,113 Yeah. That's the problem. 339 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:24,315 [mouthing word] 340 00:14:27,453 --> 00:14:29,520 - He's homesick. - Oh. 341 00:14:30,922 --> 00:14:32,389 Are you homesick, Todd? 342 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,858 Sh. 343 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,567 Gupta, sign for the package. 344 00:14:56,635 --> 00:14:57,902 Can't someone else get it? 345 00:14:57,969 --> 00:14:59,503 These shoes are killing me. 346 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:02,005 I had to rent them from my 12-year-old cousin. 347 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,041 Everyone is on a call, just go. 348 00:15:04,108 --> 00:15:06,776 [pained inhale] Ah! 349 00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:09,210 Ah, heh, aye, ga! 350 00:15:09,278 --> 00:15:10,445 Ah, ah! 351 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,579 Ah, eh, ah, ha! 352 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,948 Ha, eh, eh, eh! 353 00:15:15,016 --> 00:15:16,316 Come on. 354 00:15:17,352 --> 00:15:18,919 Neh. 355 00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:22,555 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 356 00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:26,125 Ha, ha, eh, eh, oh. 357 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,060 At least with these shoes, I'm two inches taller. 358 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,062 I think I'm finally getting respect. 359 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,364 - Quiet, donkey. - Just a theory. 360 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,033 Leave me alone, I have an executive decision to make. 361 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,634 Isn't that just the phone bill? 362 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:39,002 Hardly. 363 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,004 Our current plan is expiring, and I must sort through 364 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,106 the options so our service is not interrupted. 365 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,642 Why don't you just wait for Todd to figure it out? 366 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,277 I am God now. 367 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,312 Wait, did I just say God? I meant Todd. 368 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,613 I am Todd now. 369 00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:52,115 I make the decisions. Now go. 370 00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:55,952 Ha! 371 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,053 Ow. 372 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:05,761 The gold plan has a more attractive rate up front, 373 00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,564 but I must commit to four years. But the platinum plan 374 00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:10,799 has unlimited network-to-network call bundling. 375 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,867 What do I do? This is so much harder 376 00:16:12,935 --> 00:16:14,669 than criticizing Todd's decisions. 377 00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:20,875 Ah. 378 00:16:20,943 --> 00:16:24,378 Ah, eh. Ah, eh. 379 00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:27,516 Good-bye, Rajiv. [chuckles] 380 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,551 I told you, we could've left hours ago. 381 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:32,987 Ah! [sigh] 382 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,521 Much better. 383 00:16:34,589 --> 00:16:36,823 Maybe for you. [chuckles] 384 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,392 The gold plan is cheapest. 385 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,795 Put the platinum plan has the most pictures. 386 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,963 You're overthinking this. 387 00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:46,264 There must be a logical way 388 00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:49,167 to make an informed business decision. 389 00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:54,338 Mm, this is an important moment in your life. 390 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:56,106 Yes, exactly. 391 00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:58,975 Wait, I see an apartment in East Dadar. 392 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:02,077 Third floor. Romance novel by a man's bed. 393 00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:03,879 Yes, excellent. I live there. 394 00:17:03,946 --> 00:17:05,113 I'm almost finished with the book. 395 00:17:05,181 --> 00:17:06,881 It's like they were meant to be together. 396 00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:08,416 Don't tell me how it ends. 397 00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:10,451 Anyway, tell me which plan I should select. 398 00:17:10,518 --> 00:17:12,352 I see gold. [gasps] 399 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,721 [sigh] Thank you. 400 00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:16,923 The gold plan. Of course, the gold plan. 401 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,557 No, wait, it's orange. 402 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,792 There is no orange plan. 403 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,494 Orange flames. 404 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:25,196 Your apartment is in danger of burning to the ground. 405 00:17:25,264 --> 00:17:26,497 A great fire is coming! 406 00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:28,332 Focus! I need to choose a call plan. 407 00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:30,900 - I hear screaming! - You are useless. 408 00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:34,470 People will die. 409 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:42,244 Ah, no thank you. 410 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,512 I don't think I can handle that yet. 411 00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:46,513 Do you have any ginger ale? 412 00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:47,914 Saltines? 413 00:17:47,982 --> 00:17:49,815 Tums? 414 00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:51,583 You're the worst genie ever. 415 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,220 Are you prepared for 416 00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:57,989 the American-rules football contest? 417 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,791 I told you, are you ready for some football? 418 00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:02,759 - It's six words, man. - What's going on? 419 00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,561 You missed your game, so... 420 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:07,063 We are re-creating game day for you. 421 00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:11,534 I schooled your crew on the finer points of tailgating. 422 00:18:11,602 --> 00:18:13,603 I will be serving beer from my head. 423 00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:14,736 [giggles] 424 00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:16,170 Later? Okay. 425 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:20,103 I went online and I found a recipe for Kansas City ribs, 426 00:18:20,171 --> 00:18:22,171 - And I made them. - Are they baby back? 427 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:23,605 They're actually vegetarian. 428 00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:26,475 They're milk fat pressed around celery. 429 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:29,344 I tried one. They're amazing. 430 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,246 Stay away, I call them baby crap ribs. 431 00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:36,183 Look... 432 00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:38,485 There's salsa where the brain matter should be. 433 00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:40,387 [laughing] And best of all... 434 00:18:40,455 --> 00:18:42,356 Are you ready? We had the IT guys 435 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:44,391 download the Chief's game for us to watch. 436 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,026 - Oh! - All right, people. 437 00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:50,530 Get ready to experience the roar of 70,000 rabid fans. 438 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,600 [soft cheers] 439 00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,240 All right... 440 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,309 [on computer] Now this is a Sunday tradition 441 00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,177 I hope goes on for years. 442 00:19:04,245 --> 00:19:05,912 There's no place I'd rather be, 443 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,581 and nobody I'd rather be with. 444 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:09,383 Looks like we're ready for the kick-off. 445 00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:11,018 McCluster is back to receive. 446 00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:12,286 Here we go! 447 00:19:12,353 --> 00:19:16,791 O-o-o-o-oh! 448 00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:19,093 Yeah. [chuckles] 449 00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,462 Are there any football players who are Indian? 450 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,563 I don't think so. 451 00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,598 Ooh! Oh. 452 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,367 Oh, man down. 453 00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,803 - Here comes the medical staff. - Oh! 454 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:29,904 There are the Indians! 455 00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:32,973 [laughing] Yeah! 456 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,370 - Welcome back, sir. - Whoa. 457 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:44,971 Rajiv, what happened to you? 458 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,906 You look worse than I did a couple of days ago. 459 00:19:46,974 --> 00:19:49,374 Sir, I have been very busy in your absence. 460 00:19:49,442 --> 00:19:51,375 Our phone plan is up for renewal, 461 00:19:51,443 --> 00:19:54,111 and after exhaustive analysis of our projected growth, 462 00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:56,014 risk liability, and current revenue stream... 463 00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,218 Oh, yeah, they got a hold of me yesterday on my cell. 464 00:19:58,286 --> 00:20:00,488 I went with the platinum plan. 465 00:20:00,556 --> 00:20:03,091 Yes. If you flip to page 72, 466 00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:05,760 you can see I came to a similar conclusion. 467 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,795 I mocked up an Oscar envelope 468 00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,463 to make the reveal something special. 469 00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:11,331 But...Here we are. 470 00:20:11,399 --> 00:20:13,933 Rajiv, this is really thorough. 471 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,835 Wait. 472 00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:18,003 Why is there a whole chapter after your conclusion? 473 00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,039 It's the devil's advocate section. 474 00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,074 Where I imagine how your Satan would argue 475 00:20:22,141 --> 00:20:24,042 against network-to-network bundling. 476 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,443 [chuckles] 477 00:20:25,511 --> 00:20:27,511 I... I'm impressed. 478 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:29,546 I should be giving you more responsibilities. 479 00:20:29,614 --> 00:20:31,014 You know what? 480 00:20:31,082 --> 00:20:32,416 We need a new copier. 481 00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:33,850 Maybe you can decide which one we should get. 482 00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:36,319 [chuckles] 483 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,554 There must be hundreds of different copiers. 484 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:42,224 Aw, you'll pick the right one. 485 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,226 So...? 486 00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:46,294 I see them overcharging you on the toner. 487 00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,263 Yes, that's how they get you. 488 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,399 I think you might want to consider... 489 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,600 Oh, your 30 minutes is up. 490 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,035 Here, witch. 491 00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:55,703 Now, should I get the extended warranty? 492 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:56,971 Are you crazy? 493 00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,673 Never get the extended warranty. 494 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,634 {fade(1500,150)}Corrections by Linus75 Sync by Raphael UPD www.addic7ed.Com 495 00:21:00,684 --> 00:21:05,234 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0